B Y E
Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??
She is so satisfied with that joke.
*out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*
Random Old Lady:
*comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')
Isn't he a little old for you?
Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.
*chokes into his drink*
You should respect your elders.
You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?
*chokes on his drink again*
*looks at me with a disapproving look*
Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.
"You should smile more!"
"You look tired!"
"Are you really going to eat all that?"
Is it that time of month?
"You’re just being dramatic"
"You have terrible taste"
"Just exercise and eat less!"
"Thats really slutty"
Happy 30th birthday Taylor Schilling! (July 27, 1984)
I’m actually crying now.
this movie was a masterpiece
I’m sure he’d be proud too
Thisssssss moviee is one of my faves